Showing posts with label Toaster is lame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toaster is lame. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2008

I REALLY AM SO INCREDIBLY LAME!


Hey everyone,

If there was not already enough self-deprecation here comes an entry I like to call, why the Toaster's full time job could end up being writing this lame-o blog. Then reason? Civilization IV! This game I am pretty sure something that is played by the same kind of people that play World of Warcraft, Spore, Starcraft, and Counter Strike. I had played Civilization III on a friend’s computer a few years back and while I was in the mall over my October break I stumbled upon it in the apple store. I was incredibly bored at the time and recalled being intrigued. I figured, What the hell, it could be fun! Well it turns out it is only kind of fun, but 100% addicting. Never make fun of those people who play computer games all day long, I didn't understand it myself, but now I do. It is inexplicable. I start playing after lunch and before I know it in virtual time 4500 years have past and it is already dark out. WTF!? How does that happen? I need to stop playing, but I think if I just give it another 150 years I could conquer the Roman Empire. Long Live Montezuma! Moral of the story is, I am really a loser, and do not start to play this game. It is not worth it. The hours of enjoyment fly so fast it just feels as if I am wasting away and it is certain to negatively affect my future.

-Toaster

I AM SO LAME, but maybe not forever

Hey everyone!,

I am happy to report today that there are now six votes in the poll!!!!! This is truly an achievement that all readers can rejoice to! If you guys can continue to spread the word at this astonishing rate then this blog will no longer be lame. In fact if lets say, the blog got maybe 15 hits in one day, I think it could really be going somewhere. I am definitely looking to take on another writer though so please email me todd.densen@gmail.com if you or anyone you knows would like to write. If this ever becomes a cool blog maybe you could make money!(I make no guarantees.) C'mon I admit defeat, I am terrible at spreading the word mostly because you guys are my only friends. Pretend this is sort of like this new awesome blog that you started reading and you think they might, gasp, like it. Then they read this post and laugh because it says word for word what you told them and they laugh. Are you all imagining the paradox that happens in this situation? Pretty cool. Help me not be lame.

Thanks, Toaster