I AM SO LAME, but maybe not forever

Hey everyone!,

I am happy to report today that there are now six votes in the poll!!!!! This is truly an achievement that all readers can rejoice to! If you guys can continue to spread the word at this astonishing rate then this blog will no longer be lame. In fact if lets say, the blog got maybe 15 hits in one day, I think it could really be going somewhere. I am definitely looking to take on another writer though so please email me todd.densen@gmail.com if you or anyone you knows would like to write. If this ever becomes a cool blog maybe you could make money!(I make no guarantees.) C'mon I admit defeat, I am terrible at spreading the word mostly because you guys are my only friends. Pretend this is sort of like this new awesome blog that you started reading and you think they might, gasp, like it. Then they read this post and laugh because it says word for word what you told them and they laugh. Are you all imagining the paradox that happens in this situation? Pretty cool. Help me not be lame.

Thanks, Toaster

Dickhead

Hey there,
Okay so I create this blog this morning and I have received 1 vote in the polls. I do not know who you are, and I do not care. Please never visit again. I mean c'mon, you are going to say you will never subscribe after a simple welcome post? Now perhaps it is my fault for putting the poll up, but I expect people to have some discretion. Additionally, if the reader is unhappy for some reason they should comment on one of the posts of the blog. This is essentially the only real purpose of a blog, to facilitate conversation and thought interactively. So now I sit here writing my second blog post with an approval rating worse that George Bush's. I am ashamed of my self. I actually would like to retract my previous statement, if that voter would come back and comment on something to discuss their issue I would be more than happy to disagree and give you an intellectual bitch slap. Hey, I just had an idea. They do this sort of thing on radio shows and such. I will start a Dickhead of the week thread.

-Toaster