I REALLY AM SO INCREDIBLY LAME!

Hey everyone,

If there was not already enough self-deprecation here comes an entry I like to call, why the Toaster's full time job could end up being writing this lame-o blog. Then reason? Civilization IV! This game I am pretty sure something that is played by the same kind of people that play World of Warcraft, Spore, Starcraft, and Counter Strike. I had played Civilization III on a friend’s computer a few years back and while I was in the mall over my October break I stumbled upon it in the apple store. I was incredibly bored at the time and recalled being intrigued. I figured, What the hell, it could be fun! Well it turns out it is only kind of fun, but 100% addicting. Never make fun of those people who play computer games all day long, I didn't understand it myself, but now I do. It is inexplicable. I start playing after lunch and before I know it in virtual time 4500 years have past and it is already dark out. WTF!? How does that happen? I need to stop playing, but I think if I just give it another 150 years I could conquer the Roman Empire. Long Live Montezuma! Moral of the story is, I am really a loser, and do not start to play this game. It is not worth it. The hours of enjoyment fly so fast it just feels as if I am wasting away and it is certain to negatively affect my future.

-Toaster